So, in the last 40 hours I've had:
- large cappucino
- orange & poppyseed muffin
- nougat Snickers bar
- Mrs Macs sausage roll
- 600mL OAK chocolate milk
- tuna salad
- four bottles of V
- eleven ANZAC cookies
- two pastrami, swiss cheese & wholegrain mustard sandwiches
- 200g bag of Oddfellows mints
- can of Heinz chunky beef & barley stew
- mug of milo

My stomach is making weird noises, and my farts would be best described as noxious.