More procrastination, courtesy of cat via nik.

go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. say the following questions aloud and press play. use the song titles as your answers, no cheating!

1. how does the world see me?
Zealots

2. will i have a happy life?
Five Man Army

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Me Myself and I

4. do people secretly lust after me?
Scratchapella

5. how can i make myself happy?
Adrenaline Rush

6. what should i do with my life?
Babies with Guns

7. why should life be full of so much pain?
Heart of Man

8. how can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Valley of the Shadows

9. will i ever have children?
Black Stacey

10. will i die happy?
Boom Blast

11. what is some good advice for me?
Chocolate Explorers

12. what is happiness?
I'll Be Surprised

13. what is my favorite fetish?
Tuesday's Dead

14. how will I be remembered?
Millionaire

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Well... 1, what can I say? 3, I'm certainly not that self centered. 5 is right on. 8 is just nasty. 11 would be a good answer for 8. 14 ain't gonna happen in my chosen profession.