Word around the office is you've got a fat cock.
Yes, I do.
I've got a fat cock too, maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time, maybe a little oil... two fat cocks... together... oil...

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You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

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I really can't be fucked ya know.