serptron: sorge stop blogging about boring shit
abuelo: my life is boring shit at the moment
abuelo: What would you like me to blog about?
serptron: your cock
serptron: like how much have you been spanking it? At least twice a day, three if the train is delayed and I have the time.
serptron: and like has it grown? Nope, I reckon this purberty shit is all smoke and mirrors.
serptron: what colour is it? Skin
serptron: has it discoloured over time? Not that I've noticed
serptron: what nicknames do you have for it? Giuseppe, Oblong, Frittata.
serptron: how often do you shave your cock of pubes? I braid.
serptron: or do you use creams? See above.
serptron: these types of things

HTH