Heinz Condensed Minestrone Soup; Cooking Guidelines; Empty contents of can into a saucepan, stir in one can of water* and heat gently to a simmer, stirring constantly. *When prepared as directed with water.

What a fucken stupid * to have on a product. It's liek teh peanut butter that says "CAUTION MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS" and the Kraft Philadephia Cream Cheese Portions that tell yuo that they "CONTAIN MILK". Fuck me dead.

I had my last Spanish class tonight which was pretty cool, I found out that we were actually doing module A+B, not just A, so when I do teh next term it'll give me CERTIFICATE I IN SPANISH... w00h00 lol. The whole class passed the written test which is �excelente! (fuck I'm good). My favourite is still 'Perdone, �me puede decir si hay un bordel cerca de aqui?' (ps: I cbf doing accents etc). I've just found out there's a Mooks warehouse sale in Melbourne this weekend, so I think I'll skip buying a digital camera or tft screen and get some new threads :) mang. If I don't go to Melbourne, I can afford to get a new digital camera, a slick new TFT screen and will probably have more money left over for some clothes... strewth... so tempting... but I need a break, and I haven't seen my t0ps mates for yonks.

/me is now listening to - R Kelly & Jay Z - Take You Home With Me. Fark I still love this album. It's fully fucken sik mate.

Y'all have to head on over to sa and read the April 05 update. Fucken pisser. ps: the illustration on "Dinner Dilemma" is awesome. Go and read maddox while yuo're at it. Awesome dig at Starbucks here. fap fap fap.